I’m Not Sure I’ve Met My Karma Soulmate and I Don’t Want To
If they are oozing and wheezing your feelings, sleep with one eye.
Wait a minute!
“Karma soulmate? What does that even mean?”
My friend threw this bombshell on me a few nights ago. And I’m still tryna wrap my head around it.
When I heard karma soulmate for the first time my head exploded. No, seriously my brain lost all neurons. I could hear strings playing 100 miles away. I thought my mind was playing a trick on me.
Damn! I’ve always associated soulmates with love and happily never after. Now you tell me I could literally be in love with a backstabbing monster from my previous life?
Can you imagine the horror?
Just typing this post alone is getting my blood hot. I’ve been waiting for my soulmate to come find me, and now they tell me he might be a vengeful spirit from centuries ago.
Holy crap!
Too many mysteries we can’t comprehend. No one wonder the devil has four horns. Yep, he does. I’ve seen him before when I lost consciousness after a certain fire outbreak.
We went partying, Sharon and I. Two troublemakers in one room is bad combination. Well, as usual, we started bickering over a guy.
It’s always about a guy. Isn’t it?
Anyway, we fought that night, like Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair smackdown. We were pulling each other’s hair, biting, punching, kicking. You get the picture.
The other stupid guy next to me was smoking a pipe. In my anger, I grabbed his pipe and aimed for Sharon’s face. Bitch dodged it. Threw my arms against the naked wires on the wall.
I got electrocuted and lost consciousness. Found myself in hell with the devil holding the vintage pipe in one hand, standing 12 ft over my tiny body. He was almost as tall as the sky.
Yep! Imagine that.
The devil was covered in black. The only light you will see was his 32 dentition. I could feel the steam coming from his hot body.
At that moment I started praying for a miracle. I wanted so badly for someone to save me from the monstrous hands of the devil.
The evil man wasn’t considering my tears or my succulent pretty face. Half of my body was already burning up. But he kept coming closer to me.
For real, I was in hell before judgment day. All I could think of was “so this is how I died. Fighting over a man…. in a club.”
Fuck!
What a shameful death!
There was no time for me to repent. No one defended my good deeds on earth. No purgatory to hold my soul. Some are lucky to be ghosts after they died. At least, they get to roam the earth in shadows. Not for me. I went straight to hell. No traffic, No checkpoints.
Just when it seemed all hope was lost, I felt a strong heat on my chin. It burned like fire. I swear it felt like the devil had slapped me.
With the second slap, I woke up immediately. I saw Sharon leaning across my face. Somehow, I was very happy to see her backstabbing face. This bitch saved my life. I pulled her to my chest and hugged her tightly.
She pulled away from me in a jolt and shouted loudly, “You idiot! What is wrong with you?” Still not fully conscious. “You got drunk and passed out. You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
Phew! I’m still alive. Thank God! It was all a dream. There was no fight. And I did not die. But there was an argument over a guy.
Sorry, I digressed.
Anyway, back to my story on karma soulmate. Remembering my visit to the underworld made the whole idea of having a returnee lover from a different lifetime more terrifying.
According to astronauts (a.k.a those who know ghosts and spirits beings better), a karma soulmate is someone you are destined to be with. These are people you’ve dated in your past life, but they come back in your new life to teach you lessons you never learned in your previous life.
Scary, huh!
So basically, a karma relationship is meant to leave you broken. You love them too much, but they hurt you as much. Yet you can’t leave them. When you are trapped with a karma soulmate, all your efforts to keep the relationship together are a waste of time.
Because these relationships are not destined to live long. They frustrate you because it is what the name says, k..ar..ma. Yes, your karma soulmate is out for your blood. They want revenge for some stupid fight you two had in your previous lives.
Imagine if you poisoned the person centuries ago and they returned to this life? I bet you will be afraid, right?
That’s why they mask themselves as your soulmates.
Oh yes! They came for revenge… but in disguise.
I know you are already scared now. You are looking at your partner and wondering if he’s here for revenge. You are watching as he makes your coffee thinking he will slip something in it. You are probably sleeping next to him with one eye open. Hahaha!
Don’t laugh! This is a serious topic. But come to think of it, I have never been in a karma relationship. My legs are quick to run for the door when a relationship starts getting serious.
Unless you count the narcissist relationsh….
Wait a minute! Was that my karma soulmate?
OMG! Could it be???… No!…could it?
Shit!
How do you know if the person you love is a karma soulmate or not?
I’m sure you are as curious as I am, so let me walk you through the signs.
According to our spirit readers, the astronauts, karma soulmates don’t give you mixed feelings. You can’t pinpoint what you don’t like about them because they embody the perfectionist makeover.
They love you and they show it. You two seem compatible. They are there whenever you need them. They will easily make sacrifices just to please you. You think they don’t deserve you because they are too good to be true. But somehow you feel off to a point you wonder if there’s something wrong with you.
Well, there is…something wrong with you. You are sleeping with karma so the bitter taste will always be there.
Maybe the narcissistic asshole that turned me into a stone-cold bitch was my karma soulmate after all. He taught me never to trust anyone. Now I will live the rest of my life doubting every Dick, Tom, and Harry that comes my way. Damn me!
However, now I’m super vigilant not to have another karma soulmate. Any mating with karma in it doesn’t appeal to me.
But if you are in a wheezy-boozy relationship, the worst thing you can do to yourself is to hold on to a karma relationship.
If you feel like the evil blues are ringing in your ears, that’s karma talking.
No matter how perfect your karma soulmate is, keep it in mind that they are in your life for a purpose. Revenge!
I know you are scared about your karma soulmate but here is what’s scarier. A karma soulmate won’t leave you until you’ve learned your lesson.
Yes, you heard me right. They will keep appearing with different faces and forms, in this life and in your next life until you learn what they are trying to teach you.
For example, if you are always on the giving side of a relationship, you may feel like you always meet people who take advantage of you. When you meet your karma soulmate, he won’t be like the other people. He might be nicer or mean, but very passionate. No matter his attitude towards you, you will love him and won’t let go. You will be addicted to him.
Now if you’re starting to feel that knot in your tummy tighten, pause and access your relationship. Dig deep until you can spot the hidden puzzle that has been reoccurring in your relationships. It has to be you, not your partner. When you find it, that’s your lesson.
Usually, a karma soulmate will break their bond with you after you’ve learned your lesson. Sometimes they will opt to remain friends.
But if you have multiple karma soulmates coming for you? Be sure to expect one blood hunter after another…..Hahahaha!
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Jessey Anthony is a motivational speaker, fitness coach and relationship expert who helps people become confident in themselves in any challenges they face in life. Sign up to my newsletter & more cool stuff.
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